Overheard on the 7:
Teen: Mam, can ah go tae that skill next year?
Mum: How? Whit’s wrang wae your skill?
Teen: Sarah’s movin tae that skill.
Mum: Where ur we, like?
Teen: Finnieston.
Mum: Whit skill is it?
Teen: The Gaelic wan.
Mum: Naw. Definitely no.
Teen: How no?
Mum: Ah don’t believe in Gaelic.
Teen: Ye whit?
Mum: Ah says ah don’t believe in Gaelic.
Teen: How no?
Mum: Cause, it’s no real. That wis just that cunt Salmond trying tae brainwash folk intae voting for independence.
Sigh. #ibelieveingaelic